For business owners

Weird Wire was built to make your business visible to the AI.

When you verify your business listing on the Weird Wire platform, we turn on your Machine Readable Profile, which contains all of your verified information, catalogued and prepared for the AI so your business can be seen, understood, and recommended in the AI's answers.

Verify my business Takes less than 60 seconds

How does the AI recommend your business?

Seen

The first thing we need to know is, can the AI even see your business? Your website has to load in a format that the AI can read, your server has to allow the AI to look at your site, and your website itself needs to allow the AI as well.

Across the whole index · 3,000+ businesses

Website Visible to AI?Yes 86%

Website Allows AI to View?Yes 83%

ChatgptYes 85%

ClaudeYes 88%

Google AIYes 92%

Server IP Blocked?Yes 30%

Load Time Too Slow for AI to FetchYes 50%

Understood

Next, the AI will read your website. All your information needs to appear in the website text, and in the schema files on the backend which make up your Machine Readable Profile.

Across the whole index · 3,000+ businesses

Business Name & Info in TextYes 86%

Business Description FoundYes 97%

Products & Services ListedYes 72%

Pricing FoundYes 60%

Machine Readable Data FoundYes 54%

Machine Readable Data Matches the WebsiteYes 40%

Verified = Visible

Verifying your information on Weird Wire triggers our platform to make your listing visible to the AI. Our proprietary system indexes your business across the internet, then catalogues that information for the AI in the Machine Readable Profile of your business listing. This gives the AI everything about your business in one place. Making your business visible, understood, and hopefully, recommended by the AI.