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For business owners

Weird Wire was built to make your business visible to the AI.

When you verify your business listing on the Weird Wire platform, we turn on your Machine Readable Profile, which contains all of your verified information, catalogued and prepared for the AI so your business can be seen, understood, and recommended in the AI's answers.

Verify my business Takes less than 60 seconds

How does the AI recommend your business?

1

Seen

The first thing we need to know is, can the AI even see your business? Your website has to load in a format that the AI can read, your server has to allow the AI to look at your site, and your website itself needs to allow the AI as well.

Across the whole index · 3,166 businesses

Website Visible to AI?Yes 72%
Website Allows AI to View?Yes 69%
ChatgptYes 69%
ClaudeYes 69%
Google AIYes 69%
2

Understood

Next, the AI will read your website. All your information needs to appear in the website text, and in the schema files on the backend which make up your Machine Readable Profile.

Across the whole index · 3,166 businesses

Business Name & Info in TextYes 39%
Business nameYes 70%
Street addressYes 44%
Phone numberYes 79%
Business Description FoundYes 83%
Products & Services ListedYes 53%
As page textYes 52%
In machine readable data
Pricing FoundYes 51%
Machine Readable Data FoundYes 35%
Names a business typeYes 35%
Names a business or company of any kindYes 49%
Machine Readable Data Matches the Website
Business nameYes 27%
Phone numberYes 25%
Street address
3

Recommended

Last, the AI has to trust what it found. It checks your business against Google, your reviews, and the other sites that mention you, and it recommends the businesses where everything agrees, the reviews are current, and the hours are right. Confidence gets you named, not popularity.

Across the whole index · 3,166 businesses

Business Found in Search
Business Info Matches GoogleYes 28%
Phone number agreesYes 62%
Street address agreesYes 33%
Reviews in the Last 90 DaysYes 54%
Owner Replies to ReviewsYes 60%
Hours ListedYes 83%
On GoogleYes 83%
On their own siteYes 48%
Google and their site agree

Our search sweep has covered 1,461 of the 3,166 so far; the rest have not been searched yet.

only0.9%

29 of the 3,166 businesses indexed by Weird Wire can be seen, understood, and recommended by the AI.

Verified = Visible

Verifying your information on Weird Wire triggers our platform to make your listing visible to the AI. Our proprietary system indexes your business across the internet, then catalogues that information for the AI in the Machine Readable Profile of your business listing. This gives the AI everything about your business in one place. Making your business visible, understood, and hopefully, recommended by the AI.

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